Nov
22
Conversations in Starbucks
Written by Chelle on Thursday
Crowded as always we found a table next to a uniformed soldier working on his laptop. We had settled in, enjoying our little treat. I balance Ethan on my lap trying to prevent him from grabbing my hot tea as Becca mumbles …
Mommy: Sweetie if you want me to hear you, you need to speak louder and towards me please …
Becca: [loudly as requested] So I came out of your VAGINA …
Mommy: [quietly] Yes, yes you sure did …
Soldier turns bright red and tries hard not to snicker ….
HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome!
Happy LAST Thanksgiving down there…
MWAHAHAHAH!
Happy Thanksgiving. My wish for you is to have a beautiful day filled with family, friends and fun!
LOL that sounds like my ava.
gotta luv well-informed kids. 
happy thanksgiving!
OMG that is hilarious! Outta the mouths of babes, right?
Hahahahaha. I’m a big advocate for teaching the correct names for body parts, but I also realize that it will lead to this type of situation. Too funny!
That is hilarious!!!!
Ah, you gotta love them! LOL That is too funny.
You get what you ask for, don’t you?
Kids, gotta love em.
Oh I so understand. Many years ago (said child is now 25) I was in a long noon checkout line in a large base exchange with my then 6 year old. Yes lots of single male airmen everywhere.
Said son pipes up in carrying voice “Oh mom, I keep forgetting to ask how long have we been prostitutes.”
What he really wanted to know was had we always been protestant. And yes, dig me a hole in the floor.
Happy last American Thanksgiving
That was just the giggle that I needed!
OMG, that is so awesome! I would’ve laughed at the soldier! I love when kids say classic things.
xoxo
Kids are funny!
HA! I LOVE that kid!
Aren’t there times you wished you had adopted too? LOL
My mom tells this story about me as a 4 year old with her very pregnant with my brother. We were in the town bakery and I (loudly) said “So mommy, the baby is going to come out of your special hole between your legs, right?”
My mother, who never gave me sweets, stuck an M&M cookie into my mouth very fast.
You are awesome and so sweet! Thank you for the *very* thoughtful Secret Santa gifts! They just arrived today and I love each and every one!
You rock Lady!
Oh yes. I suspect he was a tad more embarrassed than you.
Cheers
oops! Guess that’s what you get for emphasizing she needed to speak LOUDLY! LOL
That is super funny!
OMG! that’s too funny!
laughing.
Still laughing.
awww…ha ha ha!!
Oh my god, oh my god, I totally needed that. That is brilliant! Did I tell you about the time we were all in bed one moring and Sean was readjusting himself and Briar said, “Daddy, stop, it’s not nice to touch your banana!”
Now that is funny!! How cute!! Why can I imagine that happening to me, LOL!
Ha ha ha…it always happen at the wrong time, doesn’t it? I believed the soldier was more embarassed than you
I read this on my phone the other day while we were out somewhere and I busted out laughing. I’m sure the people around me thought I was nuts. Good times!!!
Hahaha! Dontcha love some girl talk at Starbucks.
I see those pics of Ethan in that hat. Sooo cute!
BWahahahahaha….
Ok, I have OJ coming out of my nose laughing so hard this morning!
I would’ve never managed to keep a straight face all day.